A few warped rules in life to consider

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.   Having one child makes you a parent; having two make you the referee.   Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!   I...

Things that make ya go "hhhmmmmm"

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty  has wasted thirty years of his life.  ————- Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have...

Bracket talk

NCAA Tourney in full swing. At work, they have brackets for fun and for dollars (I opted for the fun). I stopped taking all of this seriously almost a decade ago and just watch it now for pure entertainment. And as for brackets are concerned, in...

there is not much worse I can think of at this moment.....

.....than waking up at 4:30 am, making yoru way to the bathroom half asleep, only to step into a puddle of dog pee waiting for you on the bathroom floor just by the door. One big puddle. Only one thing sets a worse tone for the day... and that is FOUR...

Someone had too much time on their hands...

I do not care if I am missing a tittle or two (although I am usually very careful) or that I kinda chew on my linule a time or two (mostly stress I suppose), I stand  here thinking, "Someone somewhere had way too much time on their hands".   Now...

It's Tuesday....

.... How Hops It? What's the Craic? Salute plurimam dicit. Si vales, bene est, ego valeo

Happy St. Patricks Day... or Happy Monday

Hey, Did ya know? St. Patty isn't exactly what the hype makes 'em out to be But wait.... there's more! So grab ya a pint or three of your favoprite ale, swig 'er down and make the day what YOU want to make of it!